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pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT
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daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14
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simsgonewrong:

he’s been cuddling air for 8 hours
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winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

#EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOUR TITTIES ARE NOT CONES I’M CALLING BULLSHIT (via)
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trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

(via mxcleod)

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giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(via distraction)

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lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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(via laughingchild)

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francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

(Source: hungarian, via rain-force)

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 
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twlboaj:

eva-420:

please stop reblogging this post

gno
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earthdad:

the rise and fall
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tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one